Viral Videos

A collection of clips, some of them funny, that got a lot(and I mea A LOT) of views on Youtube.

The Evolution of Dance

This is Sparta – Techno Remix

Achmed – The Dead Terrorist

Funtwo  - Canon Rock [electric guitar]

Weird Al – White and Nerdy

Chocolate Rain

The Tragedy

Una dintre cele mai tari reclame pe care le-am vazut in ultima perioada:
Jim Beam: The Ultimate Lesbian Tragedy

[via zoso]

Baby Man Page

Dacă folosiţi Linux atunci aţi folosit măcar o dată comanda man. Dacă
nu aţi folosit-o, vă spun eu ce face. man vine de la manual şi îţi
descrie ce face o  comandă şi cum se foloseşte. Aşa…asta ca
introducere. Acum ceva funny. Pentru geeks: man BABY. Enjoy.

BABY(1)                  USER COMMANDS                    BABY(1)

NAME
     BABY – create new process from two parent processes

SYNOPSIS
     BABY sex [ name ]

SYSTEM V SYNOPSIS
     /usr/5bin/BABY [ -sex ] [ -name ]

AVAILABILITY
     The System V version of this command is available with the Sys-
     tem  V  software  installation  option.  Refer to Installing
     SunOS 4.1 for information on how to install and invoke BABY.

DESCRIPTION
     BABY is initiated when one parent process polls another server
process through a socket connection (BSD) or through pipes in the
system V implementation. BABY runs at a low priority for approximately
40 weeks then terminates with heavy system load. Most systems require
constant monitoring when BABY reaches it’s final stages of execution.

        Older implementations of BABY required that the initiating
process not be present at the time of completion, In these versions
the initiating process is awakened and notified of the results upon
completion. Modern versions allow both parent processes to be active
during the final stages of BABY.

          example% BABY -sex m -name fred

OPTIONS

        -sex
          option indicating type of process created.

        -name
          process identification to be attached to the new process.

RESULT
     Successful execution of the BABY(1) results in new process
     being created and named. Parent processes then typically
     broadcast messages to all other processes informing them of their
     new status in the system.

BUGS
     The SLEEP command may not work on either parent processes for some
     time afterward, as new BABY processes constantly send interrupts
     which must be handled by one or more parent.

     BABY processes upon being created may frequently dump
     in /tmp requiring /tmp to be cleaned out frequently by one
     of the parent processes.

     The original AT&T version was provided without instructions
     regarding the created process, this remains in current implementations.

SEE ALSO
        cigars(6) dump(5) cry(3)

OTHER IMPLEMENTATIONS

        gnoops(1)
           FSF version of BABY where none of the authors will accept
           responsibility for anything.

NOTES

        baby -sex F -name Samantha Lynn Garriques

        Completed successfully at the St. Joseph Medical Center on
        November 2, at 3:31 P.M. after about 20 hours of labour.
        New Mom Lisa is doing fine and will come home in about 2 days.
        More information can be gotten from Dad by e-mail or by
        calling the new baby hotline @931-XXXX. Celebrations can
        probably begin in about 18 years.

Sun Release 4.1    Last change: Just when I got home from the hospital

Stinky Gamers

Alas…Încă n-am murit. Anywayz…Acum avem probleme mai mari. Watch and laugh

Dacă v-a plăcut și vreți să urmăriți mai multe episoade: http://cad-comic.com/

George Carlin – the stand-up comediant

~
RIP George Carlin 12 Mai 1932 – 22 Iunie 2008

Copil fără viață [BoS]

Încă o categorie pe blog Blog of Shame [ BoS ] .

Primul >> Una Bucată copil toci

She was beautiful…I swear

Toti stiti cat de mult imi plac barbatii smiorcaiti, sensibili, (gay) right? Barbu? Tuturor ne plac…well…pe mine ma putin dezgusta, dar in acelasi timp ma amuza. So…this one’s for James Blunt ) (LoL….blogu meu se transforma intr-un blog anti-emo? Stiu ca Blunt nu e emo…dar ar putea fi :-> )

Romanii si Miscarea Emo

Nu, nu incerc sa profit de amartii copii emo si sa fac trafic fortat. Vreau doar sa….confirm inca odata natura romanului, care e dealtfel “foarte tare, frate”. Dupa cateva sinucideri si evenimente tragice, baietii(cred) emo au fost puternic mediatizati atat de OTV cat si de Antena 1,2,3,4…

Si in curand toate bunicutele isi intrebau nepotii daca sunt emo, mamele cautau insigne pe traistele fetelor si ascundeau aparatul de ras al tatalui sa nu-si scurteze plodul venele. Si in timp ce toata isteria asta cuprindea Romania…romanu facea si el ce stia mai bine: Bancuri.

Dupa seria “Bancuri cu si despre politisti”, Cu si despre blonde, Cu si despre sex, cu si despre olteni….Romania Joke Productions presents: Bancuri cu si despre Emo!

Cateva bancuri din prestigioasa culegere:

1. -Stii de ce-mi place pizza emo? – ??? – Pentru ca se taie singura!
2. Care e asemanarea dintre maioneza si un emo? – Daca nu ii bati bine se taie.
3. Ce e mai frumos decat 50 de emo spoiti pe un copac? Un emo spoit pe 50 de copaci.
4. De ce plange un copil emo? Ii intra parul in ochi!
5. Ce se intampla daca bagi 5 emo intr-o camera? Unul iese pentru ca nu are colt in care sa planga.

Bancuri cu si despre emo. Soon at a NewspaperStore Near You!

Firebreathing WheelChair

For the one’s who wanna have phun
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Pablo Francisco

Pablo Francisco… un stand-up comediant genial just watch…si clipul asta si celelalte.